Know why White Trash People love Waffle House?
Waffles? No. Wrong answer.
Seven words: Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, capped, and topped
Shit, you can get your hashbrowns like, what, at least eight ways with those seven options. Maybe more. Could be like, I don’t know, 40. You probably have to know math and shit to figure it out.
Point being it’s plenty. And that’s awesome because it’s choice. And choice is what makes America great. Seventy varieties of breakfast cereal, ninety types of ice cream, forty different NASCAR drivers, and virtually unlimited varieties of porn.
So, going into a Waffle House and having 19 ways for them to make your hashbrowns, that’s like being able to order America right off the menu. Hell, even McDonalds ain’t got but 2 or 3 types of cheeseburgers. No wonder those commies set up shop in Moscow.
You think they have 19 kinds of hash browns in Albania? Hell, they probably don’t even potatoes in Albania? Stupid country has one rail line that goes from a city people don’t want to live in to one they don’t want to visit. It ain’t even connected to another country.
Not America. We don’t need trains because we got 300 million cars. And Waffle Houses aplenty along every highways those cars drive down where White Trash People can walk in and order a plate of Freedom over easy with the fried Constitution and a side of In-God-We-Trust sauce.
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