Being White Trash shouldn’t preclude someone from living the good life and one of the places White Trash People love to do that the most is at the Olive Garden. Few things in life are better than their endless breadsticks. They are both delicious and a bargain.
Fancy foreign words and fancy wine make the perfect combination for marking life’s milestones. Prom, births, promotions, paying off the bank note on the Trans Am all become that much more memorable when your son is also your server.
But of all the things to celebrate at the Olive Garden probably none is better than graduation. First, the extended family is probably there, so your grandparents can help you get the seniors’ discount. Second, it also means more people can participate in the vicarious achievement. You are probably the first to finish high school, why not let everyone enjoy it as their own.
Finally celebrating graduation at the Olive Garden is just plain efficient. Know why? Because White Trash People love to marry their high school sweethearts. That means this party can double as a high school graduation party and an engagement party.
Hey, either way it’s the end of the best years of your life. Why not celebrate it with five cheese ziti?
LOL. Yo, free salad and breadsticks all day, you cant lose there. Cheap menu, looks fancy. White people do it real big.
Man my friend reminds me of this shit, but we cool as hell, the white trash that aint racist = black peoples best friends
Oh, Dawlin’! I do not know where you get your information. Olive Garden? Pfftt… Everyone knows that cain’t be so.
In the first place, Olive Garden does not fry enough stuff. If you cain’t fry it, it ain’t food.
In the second place, have you ever seen gator on the menu? I didn’t think so. Nor will you see Chicken Fried Steak. Olive Garden does not make a proper sawmill gravy, either.
There is an art to being proper White Trash, and one of the first tenets of White Trashery is the identification of “Fine Dining Establishments”. True, dyed-in-the-polyester White Trash all know that celebration of momentous achievements (such as retrieving Granny’s upper plate from Junior’s coon dog, or Alice Sue finally getting her GED after 9 consecutive tries) is best done by the whole family piling in the pickup and going to… THE BY-GAWD TRUCKSTOP out at the interstate.
I cannot believe that you would foist such lies as “Olive Garden” on an unsuspecting public! For shame!
See y’all at the Flyin’ J for Easter dinner.
I worked for the OG for years… 90% of the norms were just plain decent…
When the white trash came in and started asking if wine refills “were free?” and needed to eat their weight in bread sticks… Get ready – they are gonna run your ass off for a 5% tip, if you are lucky.
Hahaha…that was friggin’ hilarious….I think breadsticks (and unlimited ones at that), are just one of those things in life that can bring you a lot of happiness :-) …and WOW…”doin’ it up the butt”…I like visiting a blog where I can hear sweet things like that ;-)
No no, you’ve got it all wrong; Red Lobster is the epitome of white-trash fine dining.
Cheers! Bring me more biscuits.
Man, if Olive Garden or Red Lobster are the epitome of white trash, where does that leave the lesser status places like McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, etc.? I’ve been to wedding receptions that were the epitome of ‘white trash’ but, I must admit, I came away full and laughing at the nonsense that happened. I remember a bride’s grandfather at ‘one of these places’ getting so corked before the meal he rose from his chair and fell on his ass. If that’s white trash, it should be a sitcom.
Okay, I found this funny because I actually did have my high school graduation dinner at the Olive Garden – abeit this was back in the grand year of 2000. I fall into “middle class”. However, I have to agree with the other posts in that I don’t think this qualifies as the mecca of “white trash fine-dining”….I think perhaps the Golden Corral might be a better fit for this honor? Or something buffet-esque – after all what says celebration like a make-your-own-sundae with vanilla AND chocolate ice cream :)???