Know why White Trash People love Waffle House?
Waffles? No. Wrong answer.
Seven words: Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, capped, and topped
Shit, you can get your hashbrowns like, what, at least eight ways with those seven options. Maybe more. Could be like, I don’t know, 40. You probably have to know math and shit to figure it [...]
Posts Tagged ‘America’
#41: Waffle House
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Albania sucks, America, Fucking math and shit, scattered, scattered and smothered, Waffle House on April 30, 2008 | 5 Comments »
#5: NASCAR
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged America, Beer, Jeff Gordon, NASCAR, Nicaragua on March 8, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Vroom. Vroom.
Sure this one is obvious. NASCAR is synonymous with the South, where perhaps the highest concentration of White Trash People reside. But it isn’t just ‘car + fast = entertainment’ that makes NASCAR so appealing to this subgroup of white persons. No, NASCAR is how White Trash People not only participate in culture at [...]
#1: America
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged America, France, Lee Greenwood on March 6, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Absolutely fucking nothing is greater than America. Know why? Because America has both freedom and liberty.
Take that Angola.
Budweiser, fake tits, the V8, Little Debbies, the Fourth of July, all you can eat buffets, Viagra, yeah, America invented all that shit. Not enough for you? Tell you what, every other country that’s been to the moon [...]
