White Trash People love Dale Earnhardt. Sure they love NASCAR, but they really love Dale Earnhardt.
They might not even be sure why. Could it be because he was “The Intimidator” and that’s the longest word that most White Trash People can correctly pronounce? Could be. But it isn’t.
Perhaps it was the mustache. Perhaps, but no.
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#39: Dale Earnhardt
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Crucifixion is fucking painful, Dale Earnhardt, Daytona, Jesus, Picking up chicks on April 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
#34: Mardi Gras
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Beads, Does that chick have three nipples?, Jesus, Lent, New Orleans as a Third World City, Show Your Tits, Worthless Crap on April 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Everyone loves a Winter vacation but, while not everyone can make it to warm climes of Central America or the Caribbean, they still like to enjoy some Third World charm.
That’s why New Orleans in February is such a popular choice. But ice that cake with some Mardi Gras, and it’s White Trash mixed metaphor Hajj [...]