White Trash Women may love Chipper Jones, but White Trash Men like baseball, too. They just don’t like baseball players because that’d be pretty gay. And if there is anything a White Trash Man isn’t, it is gay.
That’s why White Trash Men (and some Women) love the Chicago White Sox, because they are totally not [...]
Posts Tagged ‘meth’
#36: The Chicago White Sox
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Baseball fights, Chicago White Sox, Kansas Cit Roylas, meth, Ninjas, Pirates, Tom Gamboa, William Ligue on April 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
#10: Meth
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bianca, Blizzard, Chalk, Dizzle, Hawaiian Salt, Hot Pockets, Ice, meth, Powder Point, Shabs, Spinack, Tina, White cross on March 12, 2008 | 6 Comments »
White Trash People love Meth.
Why? Crystal Meth doesn’t have the stigma of glamour associated with other drugs like cocaine or heroin. Models, bankers, music industry executives, screw those fancy pants people with their important jobs and their high class drugs.
No, meth is the people’s drug. The raw materials necessary to cook meth run about $200 [...]
#7: Boxed Wine
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged boxed wine, domestic disputes, meth, NASCAR, sniffing glue, Zinfandel on March 11, 2008 | 10 Comments »
White Trash People love nothing more than getting sauced off of cheap hooch and passing out drunk on the couch strategically placed in their yard. This is why they love boxed wine.
Boxed wine saves White Trash People so much time. Because boxed wine tastes like grape juice, it allows White Trash [...]
